God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person’s mom.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn’t find me funny.

My music teacher told me that she didn’t even know why I was going to college – I should be a stand-up.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise it in others which is why I can write for other people and different characters that I perform.